5 Cool Jokes

1) Prayer of a little girl 

Oh god, please send clothes to the poor women

 whom I saw on my dad's computer.

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2)3 stupid stages of life! 

Teen age: 
Have Time + Energy …but No Money 

Working Age: 
Have Money + Energy …but No Time 

Old age: 
Have Time + Money …but no Energy

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3)Behind every successful student, 

there is one Girlfriend 

But what about a failed student? 

. 

. 

. 

. 

A Beautiful Teacher ;)

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4)My Brave Childhood History 

I Kicked Lion's Face 
I Pulled Tiger's Tail 
I BroKe Cheeta's Leg 
I Threw Elephants 

Then 

The toy shop owner kicked me out...

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5)

Doctor: "You're having twins!" *Girl starts to cry* "Aren't you happy?" :O Girl: "I am, but I don't know who the 2nd father is!" :'( Doctor: :| :|